spotify wrapped but it’s your bank showing you your 100 worst purchases of the year
When a hiring partner says “you know, some people only want this job for the money…”
let’s go all
the way tonight
just love
last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.
when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell